What Would Jesus Do...with this incredibly holy yet stupid pacifier? For anyone in need of a pacifier, look no further than this majestic piece of plastic which comes equipped with a silicone orthodontic nipple suitable for 3 months plus. You can let your Baby rock out with the man above as he or she suckles to the tune of "Yes, Jesus Loves Me" and strums his stuffed teddy like a guitar. In no time, he'll be a spiritual rock star and you'll be a proud show mom or dad. Just make sure he's not still suckling the Pacifier at that point.