Who's gonna go with you to that key basketball game tonight? All your homeboys are working or spending time with their families. I know... Inflate John, your new buddy and get to those court-side seats! He's a rockin' friend who's always down for a good time, keg party, strip club, action movie, or sports game. Your old friends will be angry you no longer take their calls. Who needs them anyway, they're always broke anyway. Just do me a favor and get your new friend some clothes stat! He comes without clothing so that you can personalize his style to fit your ideal bro. He loves smooth jazz and hip hop, loves to golf and is made of high quality vinyl.