Enter Doormat

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Do you find it hard to step into the real world and much easier to communicate online and through digital means? Well, now you can ease into the process by allowing others to "Enter" your house via computer symbolism. The Enter Doormat tells all your guests you are trying your hardest NOT to be the most intelligent person in the world next to Bill Gates. Your extra large brain humbles even the most intelligent, so let everyone know that you are bridging the gap between the real world (your front door) and your world (the computer). These Size 18" x 30" (45 cm x 76 cm) mats are made of durable recycled rubber tires with nylon clocking for extra traction. Now all you'll need is a "Delete" button...

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