Bacon Lip Balm

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The most delicious flavor in the world, exactly where it belongs... in your mouth! This Lip Balm may not stay on your Lips for long but you can always re-apply. It harbors the scent of fresh, smoked, Bacon and will have you constantly craving breakfast. You'll be sniffing the air like the dog from the "Beggin' Strips" commercials and there's no shame in that. Bacon holds some crazy power and not many people can explain it, not even Bacon scientists. People bow before Bacon and Bacon controls the masses. Just take a look at the lines outside most buffets... it's all Bacon's fault. Take back some of that power by succumbing to Bacon on your lips. Okay, that doesn't make much sense but either does Bacon Lip Balm.

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