Squirrel Underpants

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It's gotten out of hand, friends. You can't even bring your kids to the park anymore. Everywhere you look -- there they are! Naked squirrels running around for all the world to see! Naked squirrels in the trees. Naked squirrels on the benches. Naked squirrels running right UP TO YOUR CHILDREN looking for a peanut!!! Something MUST be done. And thank god -- something HAS been done! Squirrel Underpants are here. That's right -- we're offering actual briefs that will fit every squirrel in your neighborhood park. Each pair of Squirrel Underpants is 100% cotton and has a 3-inch elastic waist for the squirrel on the go. The Squirrel Underpants comes packaged on the fun card shown on the left, so you can see how they'll look on a squirrel. In case you're wondering, they also fit hamsters, gerbils, and sizable bullfrogs. And with winter upon us, even your local squirrels will appreciate them. They're always looking for something to cover their nuts!*"

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