Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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This epic Hand Sanitizer calls it like it is. "Maybe You Touched a lot of things but I'm using this Hand Sanitizer because you may have Touched Your Genitals." Please use this Hand Sanitizer wherever and whenever someone does exhibit Genital Touching behaviors. It never hurts to be extra careful when it comes to germs, in fact I wear full rubber suits most days of the week. I look like a government agent in the film, E.T., in a full white bodysuit. It keeps me germ-free and prevents me doing almost any work. Genius, yes.

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