Perv The Elf

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PERV the Elf" is a hilarious plush elf with a HUGE secret. Press his hand and he'll waggle his tongue and remark with any one of 10+ raunchy 'holiday-related' phrases. PLUS... while his tongue waggles, his 'PACKAGE' bulges in and out... 3 AA demo batteries included. Here are some of the Wacky Phrases You'll Hear from Perv the Elf:

  • Have I got a present for you....BOING!
  • You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too...BOING!
  • You know, elves aren't short everywhere...BOING!
  • (Giggle)...Naughty is my middle name!
  • Don't Tell Santa, but Mrs. Claus is on Fire...BOING!
  • Want to see my North Pole?...BOING!
  • Want to touch my lump of Coal?...BOING!

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