Chocolate Dog Doo

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Hmmmm. Let's see... How can I describe this candy without triggering your browser's filth filter. Look at the picture on the left. I'm not gonna call it what it is... I'm gonna call it a "Bouquet of Flowers." But when I say "Bouquet of Flowers," we'll all know what I'm talking about and the dog that gifted us with such a pleasure. Wink wink. Here goes... Doo Drops is actually a delicious mound of chocolate, shaped exactly like a Bouquet of Flowers. In fact, it's so realistic looking, you'll swear you can smell a Bouquet of Flowers. Despite it's appearance, it's made from Guittard chocolate - one of Europe's finest chocolatiers. One bite, and you'll almost forget you're eating a Bouquet of Flowers. Each package contains a generous 5.6 ounces of chocolate (A turd *1/3 of a pound). It comes tastefully packaged with green grass decor and cello wrap, so it'll make a thoughtful gift. Imagine the faces of you friends when they unwrap it and see the Bouquet of Flowers staring back at them. They won't know how to thank you or the dog you apparently got it from!

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